Email from Milway

In lieu of me making the effort to write a proper post, here is a cut and paste of the email Milway sent me this morning.

"Sat on the train next to a girl our age reading the Express? She looked great and was all Topshoppy, but my fears were made
real when I read a text message she was writing. Went like this:

i'm late too. clothes rail fell on me three times this morning. one of
those days.

How on earth can a clothes rail fall on you three times??"